Theo's chair collapsing at the Inauguration is the most Theo shit ever.
The story telling is masterful. I am in tears. "His only job was to stand outside and be cold"
“And my chair was bad, it was probably made in chairna.” 😂😂😂😂😂 Theo is such a legend. And after seeing the clip of his chair breaking this explanation was that much funnier.
“ I’m not tryna rat anybody out “ - proceeds to tell the location, time, possible year, and race 🤣
I love that Theo CANNOT help but do an Irish accent when talking about McGregor
"They had the princess in mario kart and then danica patrick, only two women in racing" 🤣
I found it funny that the caller lady called you her friend. When my wife comes in and asks what I’m watching, I tell her my friend Theo. Thanks for being a friend man.
“We probably got him from a trade, he’s from a United Nations area.” Never change, Theo…
"Letters that don't know each other" is the funniest way to describe someone's name I've ever seen.
theo looking like a lesbian firefighter from louisiana
Theo it sounds like that really drained your social battery and def sounds very anxiety inducing. So glad you are keeping strong on your sobriety journey! Keep on keeping on! We are rooting for you!
Wayne Gretzkys missing tooth😂”the Lord installed a window in that smile”😂the best line!!
Theo's best podcast guest is Theo Von!
Theo in his Austin powers arc.
I didn’t know I needed the inauguration breakdown done by Theo Von until I started watching this! This was pure gold 😂
Theo is the Shakespeare of comedy. The way he constructs words and sentences is just uniquely funny, and flows beautifully.
These solo episodes are better than a lot of stand up comedians specials lol… Theo out here, GANG GAAANG
Theo: "Conner just had his energy up like he had just found all the pots of gold that were hidden." cocaine is a helluva drug bruh
Little Theo never saw this day coming. Adult Theo is worthy of this experience. We win for getting the Theo day story
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